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Taken from my pedo buddy :iconjapaneko:

[PART 1 ] Mark the following with an 'x' if that has anything to do with you.

1: ( ) Your username has something to do with something pervy.
2: (X) You have thought about having sex with your bias before. (WHO DOESN'T?!)
3: (/) You think of dicks as soon as you see a straight looking object (I agree is Japaneko, depends on the object)
4: (X) You read a lot of smut (Emphasis on A LOT)
5: (/) You stare at your bias's rear end (When its in view)
6: (X) You try and spot their abs when your bias does sexy body rolls/ dance moves with his whole body (HE HAS BLOODY CHOCOLATE ABS OF COURSE I'D DO THIS!!!!)
7: (/) When you hear an innocent sentence, you somehow make the sentence perverted (Depends on the sentence)
8: (X) You like it when your bias does the thrust dance move :iconfuckyeahplz:
9: (X) You find lip bites/ smirks sexy
10: (X) You've imagined what your bias would look like naked before. (Again, who doesn't?)
11: ( ) You look at your bias's body more than their face (I look at him as a whole)
12: (X) You've had a dream about you bias and you doing it somewhere (Only once TT^TT) 
13: (X) You've repeated the most hottest/sexiest scene of your bias 
14: (X) You love it when your bias licks their lips 
15: (X) You're thinking about your bias with his sexiest expression/position/pose right now

score: 7
0-5: you've got a long way to goooo my friend
6-10: mmm getting there..
11-15: WOAH HELLO YOU SEXY PERV - wachu been thinkin bout lately?
Answer: 



Pick Ten Random Biases and then answer the questions below.
You must be honest but is does not have to be in order of importance.
(ZJ's note: And I'll put the best pic I can find of them and not all of them are Korean or guys for that matter.)

1.   Choi Siwon from Super Junior. My Eternal Bias
2.   Taguchi Junnosuke from KAT-TUN
3.  Kai from EXO-K
4.  "Mickey" Yoochun from JYJ 
5.  Yamada Ryosuke from Hey! Say! JUMP
6.   Amber Liu from F(x)
7.  Taemin from SHINee
8.  Song Seunghyun from FTIsland 
9.  Changmin from TVXQ
10.  Daesung from Big Band

Questions:
1. You spill cola all over [1's] lap, do you..
a. Apologize, and leave it at that.
b. Take them to the bathroom to clean up and pretend not to look, but really you're peeking. 
c. Take them to the bathroom, strip their pants off and clean their crotch yourself.

2. [2] is your older brother's best friend (but I'm an only child,) and he's staying over for the night, you've had a crush on him for a while and, when you go to him to say goodnight, you see him masturbating. Do you...
a. Quietly leave, grossed out. 
b. Watch Silently.
c. Go in and help out.


I'm torn OK?!

3. You're talking to [3] on facebook (FB addict alert <3) , and he suddenly asks you to go on webcam with him. Do you...
a. Report him, that's creepy.
b. Turn off your laptop, but regret not accepting the offer.
c. Go ahead, you wanna see what he has in store.

4. [4] is showering, and leaves the door open. Do you...
a. Close your eyes, then the door. 
b. Peek around the corner, it's so steamy he won't notice. (I might try to be witty and scare him by being all "Ahem~ Yoochunnie~ you forgot something")
c. Get in there with him.

5. You're the last person getting changed after track, and you seem to be alone in the locker room. Though, from the far corner you hear moans. You turn to see [5] and the hot gay guy from your art class having sex. Do you...
a. Squeal, leave and tell a teacher immediately.
b. Blush, watch for a few seconds, then leave in case you get caught.
c. Film that shit, you might need it later.

6. Across from your window, you see [6] getting changed. Do you...
a. Close the curtains, and remind yourself to tell them to shut theirs.
b. Make a peep hole in the curtain, and watch until they're done. 

c. Get naked and shout across to them, in hope that they'll realize your needs.

I'm not exactly bold around girls I like, seeing that I only recently came out. And Amber... :iconblushplz:

7. You held a party and everyone has gone home apart from [7], who is passed out on the ground. Do you...
a. Put them in bed and wait for them to wake up. (I agree with JN again, I can sneak around this. "How can I ever repay you?" is an open invite >;3) 
b. A quick peek won't do any harm, after that they can rest.
c. There's nothing rope and viagra can't do.

8. You hear about a sexually explicit video of [8] going around, and soon it is sent to your phone. Do you...
a. Delete it at once, your eyes are still virgins! 
b. Watch it once, then delete it. 
c. Watch it, store it, even transfer it to your laptop. Maybe next time you can co-star.

9. [9] comes out as bisexual, and with your crush, asks you if you want a threesome. Do you...
a. Slap them, run away and tell your parents.
b. Thank them for the offer, but just settle with watching. 
c. Go all out. (Changmin AND Siwon?!?! I'M ALL IN)

10. After having sex with [10] five times, they suggest you try something more creative. Do you...
a. Nope, you like vanilla.
b. You guess so...but nothing too harsh.
c. You'll show them creative. 


Mostly A's: You're too innocent to even be here.
Mostly B's: You're a pervert, but you're more of the stealthy kind. It's a lot more fun when there's a game of not getting caught.
Mostly C's: You're openly sexual, a pervert who in confident in their own skin. This is actually pretty accurate.
A mix of A/B: Puberty is gonna hit you like a train. and if it did, stick with vanilla.
A mix of B/C: You're making your way upwards, practice makes perfect. 


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choomseukaaa's avatar
i would do this but i'm a minor and i've gotten in trouble for some perverted things so like yea ._. and i mean trouble like the police (they said i did the right thing tho lolololol)